Tabs and David, darlings...
1) Have we got a swear filter, and I caught myself away (yes you can see from this post) and getting away with it, without being made to look like the para... whatever it is that *** in latin is 
2) Can't report my posts over here either 
C
EDIT: OK we've got a swear filter it's just a little, er, retarded?? My post has the-most-tender-part-of-the-chicken word filtered out about, but not the F. Hmmm.